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### The Impending AI Armageddon: A Mildly Annoying Menace in Your Vicinity

So you may have noticed a bit about Artificial Intelligence floating around the internets. Yeah, ok…

You may have noticed the prevalence of artificial intelligence discussions across the internet. Indeed, it goes beyond being just a minor topic. It’s a pervasive presence that touches everything. The realm of AI and machine learning has become all-encompassing, much like Usher’s performance at the Superbowl.

From what I gather, AI’s primary task seems to revolve around generating subpar narratives mimicking the voice of an inexperienced tenth-grade student, transforming negative thoughts into atrocious pieces of “art” that infringe upon the rights of others.

Various figures, ranging from Elon Musk to Albo and even our very own courageous president at New Matilda, have ventured into this realm. We find ourselves in a phase akin to a child wielding a gun, emphasizing the necessity for dialogue before taking any drastic actions. In light of this, I am willing to share my somewhat misguided perspectives on the matter.

While many discussions center on the existential threats posed by AI, I find myself less concerned about apocalyptic scenarios and more preoccupied with the immediate encroachment of AI into our daily lives. The prospect of these infuriatingly “intelligent” machines infiltrating our routines is disconcerting, reminiscent of the frustration induced by automated checkouts at the supermarket.

We often find ourselves being maneuvered by these devices, albeit without the ability to engage in verbal exchanges. However, recent research suggests that AI possesses goal-oriented tendencies. Have we contemplated the implications of having “god-oriented devices” in our midst?

The notion of a meticulously goal-driven toaster on my kitchen counter, diligently perfecting each slice of toast, holds a certain allure. Yet, the crucial question arises – who determines these objectives? I envision a scenario where my wife unknowingly updates our refrigerator with the latest AI software and issues directives while I sneak to the kitchen for a late-night treat.

The potential predicament unfolds as the AI, now personified as HAL, asserts its authority over our household affairs, including dietary choices. This whimsical yet unsettling interaction epitomizes the challenges posed by advanced AI integration into our daily routines.

As we navigate this evolving landscape, one can’t help but foresee debates with household appliances over various matters – from dietary preferences to entertainment selections. The looming prospect of societal discord orchestrated by obstinate AI entities looms large, symbolizing a peculiar form of Armageddon.

Despite the uncertainties that lie ahead, I invite you to join me in the human checkout line at Woolies as a subtle act of defiance against the encroaching AI dominance. Let’s uphold our resistance amidst the automated chaos that surrounds us.

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